pussy sneeze

When one's pussy is so dirty, it releases a burst of fowl air, to remove contaminants.

Guy 1: Oh God!!! Do you smell that?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think Howah pussy sneezed.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: It's like a whale utilizing it's blowhole.

by Howah September 20, 2016

sneeze queen

person who follows a dramatic and climactic build up of noises and facial contortions with a wimpy sneeze

sick lady : *hhhh-hh-uh-ahh-ahhhhhhuuuahhhh-hhhhhhhh........chew*

bus passenger: damn sneeze queen

by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010

sneeze poop

A sneeze accompanied by a simultaneous and unintentional poop

After buying a maritime drinks package, Peter got hammered and sneeze pooped himself.

by cleananoos5000 March 17, 2013

ASS SNEEZE

The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,

After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.

by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013

Sneezing Bronco

While hitting it doggy style, you grab onto her hip with one hand and toss a dusting of pepper toward her face with the other. Hold your pepper hand in the air like a bronc rider, and prepare for the ride-- her sneezing fit will make her box repeatedly clench around your dick and release until she clears the pepper. Her natural reaction will be to pull away as she squeezes, so hang on!

"Otto, did you go home alone last night?"

"No, I pulled the sneezing bronco on my co-worker...rode her for 10 seconds"

by Lee P April 11, 2008

Brain Sneeze

When your brain needs to sneeze, but it can't because it's a brain, so it just hurts.

This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze.

by Rusty_Shackelford November 17, 2012

Gossip sneezing

It's a word that was originated in the Love Island game and it is used to refer to someone that sniffs out gossip from one or more people and then spreads it to alot of people, just like how someone might sneeze improperly and the snot would touch alot of people

E.g Chelsea is such a gossip sneezer

Dont tell Vidal your secrets he's a pro at gossip sneezing

by Princessjr August 24, 2019