Sasquatch dick

A male with a horrendous looking dick;A dick with too much hair than normal

"Oh my god Becky that guy from the party had a total sasquatch dick, i could'nt even find it"

by ArizonaNative June 10, 2008

sasquatch trap

refers to a bikini or panties worn by a woman who doesn't shave. Typically the hair is escaping the sides of said clothing.

Sue was at the pool in her sasquatch trap. It looked like she hadn't shaved in 2 years.

by Paul Stanley's genitals August 4, 2008

sasquatch lover

v. guys who sleeps with grotesquely large, hairy women and tries to justify it as ok

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a freakin ogre... looks like a moldly, overstuffed sausage in that tanktop with that hairy spare tire, you're such a sasquatch lover!

by unhelpful1 July 5, 2010

Sasquatch Beaver

When a woman's bush is so un-tamed and hairy that it gives a man a brush burn on the side of his rod.

Had I known that she had a Sasquatch Beaver I would have brought my weed wacker to tame that bush.

by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder October 6, 2018

Sasquatch

A nickname for Sam Winchester. Or, a tall hairy being that Sam Winchester is mistaken for.

1) Dean: All right, time for bed. Come on, Sasquatch.
2) Gabriel: Finally, a real sasquatch caught on film! W-wait a second....false alarm, it's just Sam.

by DESTIELFTW000 March 18, 2019

Sasquatch

When you take a shit and shave your balls then leave it for your friend to find it.

“Can I use the bathroom?”

“Yeah , Sorry about the Sasquatch”- Matty

by Damusiczar January 14, 2021

The immaculate sasquatch

A sexual act in which one partner (preferably a male above the age of 50 with a deep scratchy voice) puts on a Sasquatch costume with a hole in the genital region. The male proceeds to take viagra in order to get as hard as possible then slips his cock into the hole. Then proceeds to grab the partner by the hips and throw them up in the air as high as possible. The male then Thrusts his hips in an upward fashion to catch his partner anally with his penis.

Fuck! I can’t believe my cock is bent from failing the immaculate sasquatch last night.

by Iffyclover September 16, 2019