smackjockey

an insult commonly used towards jocks that smack each other in the ass "smack jockey" but anyone can call anyone a smack jockey use it once see if you like it

shut the fuck up smack jockey

by Beier December 28, 2003

shacknackled my gillet

To bump ones penis or testciles on the kitchen or bathroom sink whilst attempting to wash away vaginal secretions from a woman of questionable morals and with the lights out.

I managed to go home with a young lady that let me do things to her a two dollar hooker would charge extra for. After I sobered up some, I shacknackled my gillet in an attempt to mitigate catching chlamydia.

by Lon Clominstoy October 2, 2011

Snackpack

Popularized by the rap group ExMortis, a snackpack is when a woman (usually someone's mother) performs analingus on the rectum of the man while he defecates.

"My ass become a vortex and began to spit faster;
yo mama's face became a national disaster area.
Makin' her face a little scarier,
and my colon drips all night, so you'd better beware"

also

"I ripped off my drawers, and spread my asscrack, and I made that nasty bitch make herself a snackpack"

by Dave The Dope Fiend May 19, 2007

shackdackle

To totally mess up or tweak in a painful way, usually while attempting a move one lacks the skills to successfully complete.

See dillet

"Nyaaaahahhh, you shackdackled your dillet!"
Response: "Shut up. It's not funny."
Reply: "Nyaaaahahhh"
(sound of a fist hitting flesh)

by cheddy October 5, 2004

Swankjack

A poser, or the thief of someone else's style. Not so different from swaggerjack, or TOOL.

If you start using this word after reading my definition, you are most definitely a swankjack.

by devilgirl June 9, 2008

Slackpacking

the fine art of intending to go backpacking (carrying all equipment in a large backpack to your camping location in the woods) but instead walking out of the woods for the finer things in life: beer, entertainment, and food.

We went backpacking on the Appalachian Trail last week but with the 40 degree temps and rain, we ended up slackpacking down in Gatlinburg.

The trail we intended to backpack on had a tons of trees down over the trail. After trying to climb over and under about 20 trees, we gave up, turned around, and slackpacked at the drive-in campsite and bummed around the tiny town nearby.

This weekend slackpacking trip was fun. We had planned to backpack in to our campsite last night but we forgot to pack our dinner food. Instead we hiked in, setup camp, and walked out for pizza and beer. We ended up seeing a really good band. The walk back in to our campsite at midnight was a little scary...

by Ungulate August 1, 2010

snapjacking

The challenge of attempting to ejaculate within the 10 second window of a snapchat.

Before opening snapchat, he gathered all of his supplies in order to attempt a successful snapjacking session.

by z.x.c.v.b.n.m.a.s.d.f.g.h.j.k. April 20, 2014