Smelt Batter

The sexual act performed after the male finishes in a condom, then proceeding to fill the condom with smelt (live minnows) after which he places a funnel into womans vagina and dumping the battered smelt into the funnel.
(This method of conception is how Justin Beiber was concieved.)

Justin Beiber was finally concieved after completing the act of smelt battering.

by Rickky shaw December 25, 2010

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SMLT

Suck My Left Tit. Used when someone wants you to do something that there is no chance you would ever do.

If he thinks I am going to go to work tomorrow, he can SMLT.

by Supertcher August 13, 2007

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Smule-Hop

A fascinating new musical genre created primarily using the application, Smule. The application requires no knowledge of music production, composition nor ability to play an instrument of any type. No real talent whatsoever is needed to start writing cool rap songs and join the fun claiming them as your own. The background track is made using pre-existing loops freeing them up to vocally drone and dribble on about insipid nonsense. Made popular by teens in Western NY, the "songs" are typically about driving, speeding in or crashing their make believe cars as most "artists" are in their mid teens and therefor unable to drive legally. Other themes include heartache they have never experienced and some of the truly ruthless even branch out and use the N word. The irony lies in the fact that they are all spoiled white kids from affluent neighborhoods and towns all cross referencing one another in their "songs" as if they were real life rap stars. E.g. X feat. Y produced by Z etc. Some feeble attempt at 133t is used to make their already juvenile, likely borrowed and inane names appear more interesting. Album names and recording labels are completely fabricated and non existent to go along with the whole image and bots of course are manipulated for view counts and ratings on their one publishing platform, Soundcloud.

Yo, that's some dope Smule-Hop. Auto tune wasn't cool in 2000 and I promise you it's not cool now. Beat it nerd and go learn to actually rap or write an original track that doesn't sound like a Kidz Bop, Nuvaring ad.

by GBEastside June 20, 2019

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smelt the spoon

smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.

don't smelt the spoon please

by how did you find this October 20, 2021

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Smilte

Smilte is a very good friend.She is absolutely gorgeous even tho she says she isn’t.She has a great style.She is shy at first but when you really get closer with her she is super nice and funny.So if you have a friend named smilte,keep her!!!

‘’dude i love smilte’’

by ilovey0 November 22, 2021

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