shit smudge

A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.

That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.

by jimmybomm November 9, 2020

Smudged Crossword

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.

This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.

by theredfella January 25, 2016

Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.

Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018

Smudge Cuddling

The act of cuddling&or romanticizing road kill.

Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

smudge

The act of rubbing one's penis on around and partially in a woman's vagina. This act usually implies the non-use of a condom, therefore it is often performed in lieu of full penitration sex where the female is worried about pregnancy.

C'mon baby, I know I don't have any condoms - we could just smudge!

by mojoman March 21, 2005

smudger

Person, male or female, who uses and frozen poo as a dildo.

Did you see in Bob's freezer he must be a smudger which all that frozen poo.

by Lynette Archer January 25, 2007

Smudgens

A little bit or small amount

I have 6 skittles, you have 8 skittles. You have smudgens more skittles than I.

by mf34890n May 27, 2010