greek smudge

brown poo stains left in the toilet after a dinner of hearty greek food. they may take several flushes before they begin to fade away.

"Bill ate greek food last night and greek smudged his tiolet to hell."

greek smudge by MyBigFatGreekSmudger April 9, 2009

Poop smudge 

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

Poop smudge by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish 

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Mudge Smudge

Basically, after you have butt sex and have poop on your wiener (Mudge), you wipe said poop on your partner's upper lip (Smudge). It's an updated term for a Dirty Sanchez.

Did you check out the Mudge Smudge that Bob left on Stanley? There was corn in it.

Mudge Smudge by Cassiebeth182 May 7, 2015

smurd smudge 

when your friend "B" tries to convey to you the small amount of "stuff" left in the pipe and is so damn high that they trip over the words "turd, smudge /smear" and says instead "smurd smudge".

you: Anything left in the pipe?
Friend: Just a little smurd smudge.

smurd smudge by Dah-Tah November 12, 2016

Chocolate smudge 

v- to take a shit in someone's mouth and make out with them.

Adam loves to chocolate smudge his mother.

Chocolate smudge by Adams favorite March 21, 2014

Curry smudge

When you eat a curry and have a crap the next day you wipe your ass and the poo smudges all around anus

I ate a chicken vindaloo last night and when I had a poo this morning I wiped my ass and had curry smudge.

Curry smudge by monkeypig November 16, 2010