Shades worn by fat old men who want people to think they're young and trendy. Also useful for hiding bags under the eyes of droopy-faced old miseries.
Good God, what's the old twat wearing now? First it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. Now the dickhead's got Pork Scotch Shades on.
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Get the Smother Me mug.A mother in law who is overly involved and intrusive in your marriage so that you feel smothered by her presence.
My smother-in-law has announced that she is going to stay in our (small!) house for a few more weeks.
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and ussually knocking them out. Preferred clothing is a flimsy
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and ussually knocking them out. Preferred clothing is a flimsy
skirt.
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The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.
Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.
Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.
Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!
Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.
Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!
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