smash stains

Excessive sweating in armpit area due to playing excessive amounts of nintendo 64 smash bros.

I got douched off the edge 4 times and all my kills got stolen causing me to have massive smash stains

by brian poutlaw March 6, 2008

Chinese Log Smash Surprise

When one finally drops a quality hot and steamy log that hangs from ass to toilet water after extreme constipation and does not realize that it has not detached from the anal cavity, causing him/her to proceed with the wiping process, and violently "smash" through the log. It is called a "surprise" because the victim usually responds with "HOLY SHIT!" or "MY BUNG HOLE!" or "DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF!"

1. "I was walking past the bathroom while my brother was taking a shit and I heard the beginning poot but did not here the ending splash that usually follows. I realized what was happening and immediately yelled 'DICK, WAIT!....but it was too late..he had experienced his first Chinese Log Smash Surprise."

2. "After 3 weeks of being constipated I had taken my glory dump, not knowing that the magnificent log had not detached. As I went to wipe (from front to back) I had my 5th Chinese Log Smash Surprise this month!"

3. "After his Chinese Log Smash Surprise, Jim's hand never recovered..."

by Dr. Wack Meehoff October 14, 2011

Smash some box

Statement - have sex; going out with a view to bedding an attractive female; also used as good luck phrase - give it your all.

Gonna go smash some box mate; did he smash any box?; How much box did he smash; mate I smashed some bare crispy box last night

by Chri and Ste December 29, 2007

Smash Sad

When you’re playing Super Smash Bros. and you constantly lose or are off you’re game.

Hey man, don’t bother him, he’s smash sad

by papapattyp June 9, 2020

Shoot Smash Stomp Chop

Shoot, Smash, Stomp, Chop
is the Ork way

Ork:SHOOT!
*fires his gun at a space marine
Ork:SMASH!
*smashes the space marines Armor*
Ork:STOMP
*stomps on the dying Space marine*
Ork:CHOP!
*Chops The space Marines head off*

by Warboss September 16, 2004

i wanna smash so bad

I wanna smash so bad is slang for i really badly want to fuck.

Oh hey, i wanna smash so bad.

by That cute hoe October 20, 2017

smish smoshed

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.

I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

or

Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.

by Johnny Unitas September 16, 2008