Im Shooked Bruh

That feeling you get when something catches you off guard, your pissed, you don't know what just happen, or having that "im done..." sensation.

Taylor: Aye check out my new Timbs they got heelys on them!
Matt: They even real Timbs B
Taylor: But fam look at me glide.

Matt:Im Shooked Bruh}...

by Glazzcoe December 15, 2016

Nigga Spooked

When something is so scary that its spooks the timbs off a hard ass nigga.

Nigga 1: Damn nigga, Charlene said she was pregnant and my mothafuckin timbs flew off my goddamn feet!

Nigga 2: Damn son, that hoe really got you Nigga Spooked like that?

by The Crippled Crip December 23, 2019

smokedmeat

oral pleasure involving a female smoking a blunt and sucking a penis simoltanously

My girlfriend was smoking a blunt then out of nowere she started giving me smokedmeat!!

by D-what!! March 13, 2008

shooked

You were surprised and shaken up, but suddenly, all in a moment

The Blue Heron walked by my sliding glass window and I was shooked.

by Boback and Michelle April 22, 2004

tit smoked

To get burned or insulted completely that the person that insulted can say that they just smoked your tits.

Zach: There are so many guys in here that it is like a sausge fest and a half

Fuzzy: Ha Ha Zach you're the half

Zach: Oh man

Fuzzy: You just got tit smoked

by Fuzzy Bizz September 8, 2007

u get smoked

your gunna get shot

fuck wit us, u get smoked bitch

by TFUK September 21, 2005

smoked trout

You ever had that feeling, where you're sitting next to a girl and you just KNOW what her pussy is like? You never actually saw it, but you can sense the essence of it, just from your intuitive nature. Well, a smoked trout is when you have that feeling and your instincts lead you to believe that the girl next to you has a pussy which smells AT ALL fishy. On the scale of fishiness, even if its only a 1 out of 100, thats still a smoked trout you're dealing with. Then you can go on and call that person a smoked trout whenever you want. It has nothing to do with whether or not you are right, since after you tell them that they are a smoked trout, chances are that you wont ever get to find out first hand... just the fact that you genuinely 100% thought that they had a smoked trout, makes them a smoked trout.

Lindsay Lohan, Samuel L Jackson and Jonny Depp are out to dinner together...Lindsay ordered the fish.

Lindsay, "mmm this smoked trout is great!"
Samuel L Jackson, "not from where im sittin"
Jonny Depp, "Lindsay, you're disgusting"

by the fisherman of trout January 1, 2010