Smofy

A Declaration, Claiming Territory or Items through the simple act of saying "Smofy". A way to assert dominance over others..

"Smofy." he proclaimed, asserting his dominance over the others around him.

by Vrn722 September 20, 2020

dookie smooch

When you fart on someone.

My husband was annoyed with me after I gave him a dookie smooch.

by GlitteryDewDrops January 28, 2017

Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.

Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016

poof the smoof

Puff the smoke. Another way of saying smoke marijuana.

"Yo, you trying to poof the smoof tonight?"

by Smokee Blunts February 1, 2010

Two cooch smooch

That scissor pussy rubbing thing that dykes do where they put their coochies together and gyrate their hips in a scissor like motion. Makes my toes wet.

Woah bro I just found a video of Riley Reid and Mia Khalifa doin the two cooch smooch

by fweedinator October 13, 2018

pickle smoocher

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.

You are such a pickle smoocher.

by TAC May 1, 2003

Smojob

Founded by the great Smo. It is when you titty-fuck a girl so hard that her chest bruises very badly and is unable to titty fuck again until the bruises heal.

Girl: omg look at my chest its all bruised!
Other girl: What happened?!
Girl: I got a smojob and I regret it!

by Smojobbb October 28, 2010