House of smiles

The house of smiles is the sexual health clinic, where one goes to get rid of his chlamids that his cheating bitch of an exgirlfriend gave him.

Normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.

"FUCKING CHLAMYDIA? now im going to have to go to the house of smiles, again!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

"i seen your lass down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past"

"have you give me anything it burns when i piss?"

by DJLMMYERS June 15, 2010

All Smiles and Boners

To be full of happiness.

When the bride and groom kissed, I was all smiles and boners. Glad to see to people so in love.

by t_white August 13, 2012

Seth smiles

a discord kitten/roblox myth whos a fucking gay ass emo homo but we stan

"Hey have you talk to Seth smiles recently?"

"Yeah I was giving my little uwu kitten baby nitro last night, after we had a roblox royal high roleplay make out session with our fursonas uwu"

by wirezsys November 26, 2021

Robert smiles

basically a queer crabby patty but in human form lolololol

dude robert smiles is so homosexual smh

by Dan Stickmans Husband February 1, 2022

short term smiles

When your days are filled with grey clouds, and the occasional glimpse of sunshine.

Sure you're happy,
but only for a little
Just until your thoughts catch you,
then the arms you bear turn brittle.

^short term smiles...

by the daydreamer February 1, 2014

mask smiles

What a lost generation will remember of their youth.

"Later, Joseph would recall not only the hardships but the small things, the lollipops and mask smiles."

"I used to like flying until it became all slip n sips and mask smiles."

by Hifalutin! January 28, 2022

the snack who smiles back goldfish

It is a realy stupid thing that will make you want to die

the snack who smiles back goldfish

by mobymax December 16, 2017