smeg 

a white crust that forms around the genitles when you do not shower

You're a stupid doushe-bag with smeg for brains.

smeg by fanboy who does not wash May 13, 2005

smeg 

Junk, such as gaffa tape and leads left all over the ground after roadies have set up for a band..

Ahh, theres smeg everyware!

smeg by louis October 21, 2001

Smeg 

The resin that collects around the mouth-piece of a dirty, old bong and can sometimes get onto the lip/tooth of an unsuspecting victim.

"Rick alwayz attracts super-smeg on the bong, yo' fully gotsta clean the mouth-piece before you smoke out of it."
"Hahaha. You jus' got harcore-smeg on your tooth from that cone."

Smeg by Diego September 9, 2003

smeg 

cheesey plasma surrounding the end of a penis.
usually eaten by a "micki".

micki sure got rid of all my smeg

smeg by Anonymous April 6, 2003

smeg 

A group of young teenage males that dress like wankers, have bizarre "fashion" haircuts and usually was their legs. Usually loud and boisterous.

"look at that smeg over there"

smeg by pandammonia August 24, 2009

smeg 

1. liquidized crap

2. dried/crusty semen

1. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head (see Wayneth Buckleus)

2. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode.

smeg by bread infection November 22, 2009

Smeg 

Smeg left over cum from the penis

Scotland Maxwell has allot of smeg

Smeg by Biillaayy December 8, 2010