smeg

noun 1. A dishonest person, scumbag; 2. Any unpleasant person; 3. A physically dirty person. Smegs are invariably male.
From smegma, the white, foul-smelling accumulation of congealed body fluids and oil that gathers around the corona of an unwashed penis.

"That smeg roommate of mine ripped off my half of the rent money to buy rocks."
The word precedes "Red Dwarf" by many years, and often appeared in alternative papers in Texas in the 1980's.

by T.E. Bell May 29, 2005

Smegs

A dank white substance seen on both male and female genitalia. Smells excruciatingly bad, and is often used as another word for cocksniff.

"Lauren, how don't you know what smegs is?"

'Squintang your smegs is really bad today."

by danksmegs101 September 4, 2013

smeg

knob cheese

eww u got knob cheese

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

smeg

smeg = the cheesy stuff that you get on a guys forskin

dude ure nobs fulla smeg n its liek soooooooo cheesy

by smegs June 19, 2005

smeg

it is a sagging piece of skin that
connects the main tubular segment of the penis to the flesh sack that holds and supports (scrotum) the sperm producing organs (testies)

poo wee! my smeg sure needs a wash, it
is starting to emit a cheese like odour

by jg July 22, 2004

smeg

manky shit, or a word from the Red Dwarf TV series.

Oh smeg I left the oven on, now the house has burnt down!!!!

by Hawker February 14, 2004

smeg

The unique and delightful smell of a male grundel.

MMMMmmmm, the smeg of that grundle gives me a huge erection.

LICK MY GRUNDEL FAG, AND TELL ME WHAT MY SMEG IS LIKE!!!

by Lo Pan (the real dude) October 29, 2003