Smarty-Pants Phone

Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.

Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"

Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012

Smatt

Dumb as fricken hell but still not dumb

Example of smatt would be when you do something that is great but a really bad idea

by Crabby mcnab April 16, 2020

peep smitty

To see what someone was doing when they thought no could see or
to catch someone in the act of something.

Did you peep smitty?
Yeah, I saw dude stick the money in his back pocket.

by Ms.Kee October 18, 2008

shitty shatty

A childish way of over-exaggerating a problem

Mum: "Bobby why are crying?"
Bobby: "Because mummy, my little finger hurts soooo much and it feels shitty shatty!!!"

by Doddi October 17, 2007

Smitty

Smitty is also used for a nickname to call someone with the last name of Smith. Usually a male of the smith family.

Mr. Smith says: Hey neighbor how ya doing today?
Neighbor say: Not bad Smitty. You?

by SmittyB. November 9, 2006

smitty

A smitty is a retarted, male squirrel that rapes small, innocent female babies. Smitties are about 5 boners long and are dark brown with glowing purple eyes. When they turn 16 days old they grow wings that come out of each ass cheek to help them fly short distances. They have tails about 3 boners long and is used as a second penis in some cases, for a smitty's tail may also become erect. A smitty's habitat consists of one dark, deep, moist, wide, spacious vagaina. These traits of the vagaina are necessary in order to a smitty to be able to live to its full potential. Smitty's only come out of their homes between the hours of 2-5 in the afternoon. Every smitty carries its own special type of STD called rapies. If you get raped by a smitty chances are they will pass this disease on to you and you will die within 48 hours. Even though all smitties are male they each make two babies. The babies, in order to survive, need to be breast fed by human, female breasts ranging from a C to a high D. If they do not get their milk they will puke blood and poop intestines inside their hom and the host of the vagaina of the smitties will most likely die. Smitties live about 3 months long. When they die they are reincarnated into a Pakastanian terrorist who dreams of world domination. Where do you think Sadam Hussein came from?

Damn, did you just see that smitty fly towards town!?

by MASTER-M-DAWG February 27, 2011

smarty party

I heard it off a chick called Pieta and she said it was when two chikas shuv smartys up their pussies and they take turns in having them licked out.

Pieta, what's a smarty party? Fuck off look it up on urban dictionary.(not the real words of pieta)

by Beckie October 28, 2004