slapping off

Slang term for masturbation. First used by an annoyed African-American mother at a Greyhound bus station in Nashville Tennessee.

"The only bathroom.... (inaudible) .... yea, but we caught him slapping off in there just last week!"

by freakinheck May 11, 2014

Jolly-Slapping

A new craze circulating the Stratford area in which girls slap certain boys for no apparent reason.

Fancy going Jolly-Slapping tonight?

by DrButtplug March 29, 2011

Mat slapping

Female masturbation
Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping

Girl home alone txt's boyfriend:' Hey babe send me some pornographic pictures of yourself please"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"

by Ginger Jo Guess October 26, 2012

Dry-snapping

Dry-snapping is when you send snapchats back and forth without having an actual reason to do it. It is ment to answer too keep the snapscore up, keep the snapstreaks, showing love and respect, and not appearing too hard to get, and not being a douchebag.

"So you and Amber is finally talking? Any flirting?"
"Nah man, just some dry-snapping really.."

by juicyjulz August 2, 2016

wife swapping

The act of two or more couples swapping mates for sexual gratification for some period of time, usually a noght or weekend. Sometimes it is done in the same place and other times the couples go back to either the woman's or the man's residence to be more private.

Next weekend Jim is going to Frank and Sue's home while Frank comes to Jim's home to have sex with Jan during their semi-annual wife swapping party. Frank enjoys having sex with Sue because she is so cute, but really loves his wife Jan.

by BRD October 10, 2004

Snaplingtons

Of, or relating to turds

"Mitch left behind a raunchy bowl of snaplingtons in the toilet"

by Beefy McBeeferson October 2, 2007

swapping jake

The act of one man spreading another mans ass cheeks, then proceeding to deficate in the other mans asshole.

Jason spread Robert’s Ass cheeks eagerly so he could shit in his asshole. Swapping jake is what they loved.

by Slyspark March 14, 2018