Wank-Stains

Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.

Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.

Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.

Mom: You sound like your father.

by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018

Swainston

1. A metrosexual male with a large amount of chest hair.

2. A girl born in th 90's who acts and dresses like a hippy. Is prone to car accidents.

"Did you see how he left his shirt open? It was disgusting. He's such a Swainston."

"She said she was listening to Bob Dylan when her car collided with that tree. She's a total Swainston."

by Urban Philosopher November 24, 2009

protein stains

stains caused by ejaculation

i went to a hotel and there were protein stains on the sheets... disgusting

by mr happy January 5, 2004

pube-stains

noun. a moistening of the pants caused by the production of sweat in the gooch area, resembling that of a pit stain.

Hot cheerleader: I agree that Ted would be majestically hot. Yet, he tends to unintentionally dampen me with his pube-stains after the football games.
Hot cheerleader 2: Oh hells yes you skanky cracker hoe.

by MikeyMac2 January 22, 2008

chocolate stains

the aftermath after Eric Johnson uses a toilet

Did you see those chocolate stains Eric Johnson left this time? He even got it on the seat. WTF?

by ihateericyouruinedmylifeahole January 6, 2008

Smain

When you smile to hard that it's painful

I was laughing soooooooooooooooo hard that it started becoming smain.

by OJMC June 12, 2017

smais

Acronym for "Suck my ass it smells"
The cool way to quote shock rocker G.G. Allin in style without the need for obvious profanity.

John: Hey what are you up to tonight?
Bethany: Whats with all the questions John? Why don't you smais?

by Fatty Carey October 2, 2010