slurper

A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.

I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

sluppers

Two or more people who slurp their suppers. Loud eaters. Word only exists as a plural.

I don't want to go out for dinner with Jane and Andy. I am embarrassed to eat with sluppers.

by sumkorie June 23, 2020

Slurper er papero

Beautiful, divine and fabulous. He is funny and always makes content, he plays fake games and he is a beast

…:You know slurper er papero?
…: yes he is amazing

by Slurper er papero April 27, 2022

sliper

He's a person who flick spams in a game called "ROBLOX", most in "Weld" leagues. Such as URFA,ROFA,MFA

That person is being a Sliper
Stop doing a Sliper

by yourmumgotabigbatty July 15, 2022

Booth Slumpers

Assholes that have no consideration for others sitting in the booth behind them before aggressively slumping down into their own booth.

Holy crap! Did you see how high I just jumped when those booth slumpers sat down?!

by Swanee River November 13, 2012

mud slurper

A mudslurper is that freaky bitch who shits on your jizz, stirs it, then slurps it through a straw.

"Did you hear that Susan and James hooked up"

"No way! Did you hear that she's a mud slurper?"

by jjsjsjjsjjsjsjjsjjs May 25, 2015

Seattle Slurper

When you ejaculate inside your girl's coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

Hey Jim! I gave Vanessa a Seattle Slurper last night when we had coffee!

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by LarryManAllDay September 8, 2016