Slaser

From Simulated-Laser, meaning slut, or whore from the sound.

That Dan's Mom, she is a real slaser.

by JerKenobi April 9, 2003

sloberus

pathetically stupid obnoxious slobbering asshole. Similar to a slubberdeguillion.

The sloberus was a tiresome bore in every conversation.

by John Kelland September 16, 2008

Slosek

(n) the best stuff on Earth.

It doesn't matter how hard you try, you'll never be a Slosek.

by Bufferino February 13, 2010

slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person

Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day

by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011

Sloperation

A sloppy operation.

This whole process is out of wack; it's a sloperation!

by PortManTeau February 5, 2015

Smoser

A smoser is a person that thinks they are real smooth, but they a actually a real loser.

Wow that guy thinks he is really cool but I think he's a smoser !

by Pegglyweggly March 19, 2016

Sloperator

A (usually) chubby, overly serious guy who looks like he did four tours with the SFs/Rangers in Afghanistan but actually never joined the service.

Wears only Grunt Style t-shirts spewing some crap about being a sheepdog, tactical pants, desert tan boots, Oakley sunglasses, and a multi-cam baseball hat. Typically accompanied by a neck beard. Only combat experience is via air soft/paintball/video games. Drives a giant lifted truck but can’t park for SHITE. Only listens to FFDP.

I bet the only time that sloperator went to war was for the last Popeyes chicken sandwich.

by MegCat March 28, 2020