sloming

An acronym which stands for "sticking leeches on myself." It was coined by an Above the Influence commercial which depicts high school students who are addicted to sticking leeches on themselves-supposedly to get high. The commercial used the term metaphorically to show how the power of peer pressure can influence adolescents to do dumb things-leeches truly cannot get a person high. However, the ad has had an ironic effect. Some brainiacs who view the commercial believe that leeches (which tend to carry many harmful diseases) can actually cause one to become high. Thus, "sloming," which is probably worse for one's health than pot, has actually become a practice among some naive teens.

"Hey do you wanna go sloming tonight?"
"Dude, that's not real"

by mealsss January 9, 2007

the "i need to walk slowly" shit

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk

When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009

Slompis

A fat penis that has a crusty foreskin and belongs to a homosexual.

Doctor, The cream you gave me doesn't aid my Slompis.

by Crapmigs January 14, 2011

Slomski

A Slomski- A big wet choking blow job. First cousin to the Harlem Struggle.

She didn't go deep enough on the Slomski to I flipped the bitch into the Harlem struggle.

by Uberpages October 16, 2014

Slumlord

A person who lords over a slum (crappy apartment builing, townhouse complex, etc). ie a stupid bastard landlord

The slumlord came into my flat and was like "Where's my goddamned rent you nigger infested squirrel?!"

by Cooze #2 August 23, 2004

SLOM

- noun

1. Stands for Sticking Leeches On Myself
2. A series of decisions that sucks the life out of a person.

- verb

1. To engage in an activity without thinking.
2. To make a decision based on wannabeitis.

Those who engage in SLOMming often fear not fitting in or simply enjoy being a sheep in the flock of life. Examples might include: fans of White Snake, people that wear parachute pants, and that 20-year-old guy who still hangs out at all the high school parties.

by daniisawesome January 22, 2007

sloblocks

Word thought to have been invented by British comedian Stephen Fry, in a comedy sketch parodising the British game show Countdown, where he used that word as the conundrum. The presenter of Countdown, the late Richard Whiteley, said that Sloblocks was his favourite swear word in an unaired promotion for Channel 4. It could be used as a substitute for 'bollocks'.

That's a load of sloblocks

by David Kuling November 1, 2005