Sloane

A really pretty, popular girl, usually a cheerleader, fucking sexy, guys want to bone, virgin, loves to party, wears only designer.

Guy 1: damnnn did you see that sloane
guy 2: only the best can get that.

by viciouslover12 March 10, 2009

sloan

A verb, which means to masturbate violently to a video game while playing said video game.

Dude, Garrett is sloaning to WoW.

by wpi-anonymous July 16, 2008

Sloaning

Hanging around the house under the guise of being productive.

We all thought Chris was busy all day and was unable to take any additional work. In reality, he was sloaning all day.

Tony is so lazy, sloans like a champ.

"Would you like to come over and hang out. I'm sloaning all day waiting for a shipment to be delivered."

by razman233443223 January 11, 2012

sloaned

When your getting played by a girl. She tells you she likes you but has a promise ring and wont put out. Total mind fuck.

lets just be friends, bitch, mind fuck,

Guy 1: Have you banged her yet?
Guy 2: No but she told me she likes me last night
Guy 1: Dude, your getting sloaned HARD.

by I'm your dad May 13, 2011

Sloan

The last name of the greatest couple who ever lived.

Hey, those Sloans sure are hot shit.

by J.Sloan April 28, 2010

Sloan

a girl who makes their own Urban Dictionary definitions so they look popular

WOW DONT BE SUCH A SLOAN!

by Earl Jack November 30, 2010

Sloane

SLOANE is amazing, she is kind, funny and fun. She always has the best bf and friends. she surrounds herself with amazing ppl almost as amazing as her. But she does shut hersef off sometimes, but she is rlly hot.

Person 1: damn that gurl is finneeeee
Person 2: ikr, thats sloane

by bawppppppp July 22, 2022