Smithering

To suck up to your boss when he looks like Monty Burns.

Pretty much what Hodgie does, usually with a wrinkly old dick hitting the back of his throat.

What has Hodgie been doing in Monty's office all morning?
Oh he's probably been Smithering again.

by the gypo May 23, 2018

Slytherin

When a man's basilisk enters a woman's chamber of secrets.

Wow, that was some good Slytherin.

by drugl0rd June 18, 2018

slithering snake

When a couple is in the process of intercourse, and the male loses all control of his penis, and it starts going everywhere like a snake.

"Last night, me and Amy were in bed, and I had a slithering snake."

by *fapping noises* December 13, 2015

reading sliterature

slitting your wrists

kid 1: i saw Marcus was reading sliterature in the bathroom
kid 2: !!!

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 12, 2021

slytherin

Cool, friendly, a bit cunning.

Have the Queen in their house.

There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin...

by Me April 3, 2004

slither.io

A game that middle schools have become biologically connected to and is way better than english class.

wow even my english teacher is getting slither.io guess she must hate her class too

slither io games

by xXXErenismybitch360noscopeXXx May 17, 2016

Swithern

The best meme around.

Guy 1 - "You're a real Swithern dude."
Guy 2 - "Thanks man appreciate ya."

by Swithern January 8, 2018