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log launcher

Bert's going to cram two fingers up Ernie's log launcher when he gets home tonight.
by Hidge Quincel January 16, 2018
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grapefruit launcher

An excessively large exhaust pipe on a car. Also known as a fart can, these usually sound quite loud and can be found on inferior cars that have been "tricked out," somewhat derrogitorily called Ricers.
Damn, look at the grapefruit launcher on that POS Civic over there. I heard that thing coming a mile away!
by Brad D. November 25, 2006
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Tortoise Launcher

Where defacating takes place into the inner workings of a high-powered vacuum. The vacuum is then set in the reverse operation to ejaculate your steaming excraments at very high velocity into the face of your loved one.
Dude, Wilbur totally screwed up my vacuum when he gave your girlfriend one wicked Tortoise Launcher.
by Wyatt Erp January 21, 2010
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squancher

One who enjoys squanching i.e.erotic asfixiation in a closet
Self explanatory squancher = squancher
by Bofadeeznuttz January 8, 2018
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turd launcher

the ass of a woman. can be a sexy curvy set o buttocks, or can be a huge fat ass. the delivery port for her dumping of fecal matter
man, your girlfriend has a huge turd launcher, and i bet u can't hit the starfish when u ass fuck her
by markcop1 December 22, 2005
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one-eyed mayonnaise launcher

(n.) Same as penis or dick.
Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?
by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008
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vagina rocket launcher

the result of lack of sleep and the acess to wikipedia. this occurs when there is nothing else to search for, thus creating the need for something stupid. this phrase is usually the result.
dude... i got a great idea.

what?

vagina rocket launcher!
by seanofdoom2 November 9, 2008
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