Slanted and enchanted

the combination of drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana

Theodore: Hey dude wanna get some beers?

Ralph: Does a lion poop in a zoo?!?!? Lets get some buds too

Theodore: Hell yeah lets get SLANTED AND ENCHANTED then hit the titty bar ;P

by sabatian eather December 15, 2012

Slafter

A word used to describe violent or uncontrolable laughter. It may include gasping, drooling, snorting, or clutching of the torso.

Haley slaftered so much she drooled over her books.
The slaftering was so contagious people became horrendously hysterical.
The joke was so funny I slaftered almost a day afterwards at the thought of it.

by Mike the leopard May 3, 2010

shanteal

an all-round amazing person, will stay with you forever and is very loving and kind. super sporty and creative. absolute sass bucket

you're an absolute shanteal!

by oh puh-leeze July 6, 2018

Crab Slanger

Slang word for hooker or slut. A person who knowingly has crabs or any other STD, that gives them away like candy.

Hey baby, you looking for a date?
No thanks, I don't fuck with crab slangers.

by Ru$ticulis November 10, 2010

gunna slander

When somebody compares gunna and food. Usually on his social media pages when he is most likely doing nothing, Ex: his new music video, the comments were mostly saying he ate his surroundings

“Hey, you seen gunna’s new TikTok?”

“Yeah bro, he ate one of his diamonds”
“He eating his car next.”
“Love the gunna slander..’

by Iliketolaugh October 9, 2020

Pulling a slant

1. Getting so angry that you completely shut yourself off from all outside communication. 2. Getting so mad, you delete/ban all of your friends involved from the internets.

I was trying to argue logic with Jacob, but in the end, he just ended up pulling a slant.

by Topsy Kritt November 16, 2010

Slane Girl

On the rapper Eminem's concert in Slane Castle, 2013, photos were leaked of a young girl giving a blowjob to a random dude, as well as some fingering-through-panties-action while kissing. The photos were shared on social networks such as Facebook and Twitter. Nobody knows why exactly these pictures are the first to recieve such tremendous digital popularity. One should think modern society doesn't know what happens on most concerts...

Female 1: Did you see the slane girl case?
Female 2: Yes. Poor girl, something like this should never happen to a person!

Male: ... You know this happens almost every day, right..?

by MrCr August 25, 2013