slaprehensive

Hesitation one may experience before slapping someone such as a loved one or employer.

A: Dude! That was so cool when you backhanded the boss! Too bad you lost your job.

B: Thanks! At first I was a bit 'slaprehensive'. But then I remembered what an ass he is. It was totally worth it!

by Bryan Gilbreath September 23, 2009

slare

The rarest form of ginger containing a soul, yet lacking pants. This form of ginger frequently runs rabid through heavily populated areas half commando. These gingers strongly resent pants for their imprisonment of body parts.

I was in the city last night and I think I saw a Slare. It was running around without pants giving candy to children. It caught my eye because its hair seemed to be alight.

by ToshDanielDanielTosh.0 June 19, 2011

Slaker

A person who displays an overall lack of motivation. These individuals typically avoid responsiblity and situations that require work. Pronounced "Slay-ker"

Kevin never does shit at work. He is a complete slaker!

by Jraczkow April 19, 2007

Slard

The combination of sloth and lard. As in the fat, lazy ex of mine is such a lard ass and sloth I call him slard.

Jason is a f*cking Slard.

by Gracesuicide August 9, 2009

Slamrad

A word that describes what you did last night .

"Dude! She was so slamrad last night!"

by feverdog13 February 20, 2009

Slart Sauce

A mysterious liquid substance that has an unknown color and can be produced in the Slart Layer Only. This liquid is highly contagious and is rumored to be able to enhance hunger.

Did you see that kid's bathroom? Looks like slart sauce in there!

by Slarticious February 25, 2022

Slarface

verb; to sleep, in Conehead language, as seen in the 1993 Dan Aykroyd film "Coneheads"

"Time for slarface."

by Zedonk February 6, 2010