Skylarking

To commit a crime with clear and obvious intent and injure ones self in the commission of said crime. When questioned by the police however refer to the old adage of 'Skylarking' (whilst using your Jedi mind powers to convince the police) and you will get away with it.

"Hey man, I broke into a rugby club and fell through the dang roof! When the cops came I just told them we were skylarking.. They are it up and even drove us home!!"

tom foolery shennanigans dupedworrierits a real bloody mess over here

by The Brian McGee September 7, 2016

Skylarking

To commit a crime and then tell police a lie so that you escape punishment. To create a totally unbelievable tale so far fetched that no one but the police would believe it.

Offender: "I was just skylarking officer"
Police: "oh, ok then sport off you go then, you clearly haven't done anything"

by The Brian McGee September 5, 2016

Skylarking

A sexual act whereby a woman lays down naked on her back and man crouches over her, naked as well, and vomits down into her open mouth.

Originated from the common misconception that the cover of seminal English Pastoral-New Wave-Baroque Pop band XTC's classic 1986 album of the same name depicts a pair of lovers engaging in the described act. In reality, they are each just playing the flute.

"Dude, that girl I took out on a date Friday was a total freak - after dinner, we went back to my place and were up skylarking half the night, 'til we had to order in from the diner because I was so hungry."

by stavrosthemuffinman April 20, 2009

Skywalking

A relationship, with a person you don't realize is your sibling.

Friend: Hey isn't that your girlfriend?
Bro: No...
Friend: What, she saw your tiny dick and said no!?
Bro: More like we learned we were skywalking....
Friend: ... That's your sister?... WAIT YOU ALMOST FUCKED YOUR SISTER!?!!?!?
Bro: . . . . . .

by WolfyFox January 20, 2017

Schlacking

Someone who is obviously pretending to be drunk and is also being very annoying in the process!

Erin is Schlacking so much!!!!

I wish Jason would stop Schlacking he looks stupid.

by cooooooob August 9, 2010

skyaking

Chatting about trivial, meaningless topics in group Skype chats

"Been doing way too much skyaking today. Time to finally get something done."

by salmonknella December 20, 2012

slacking jim

When you only do two strokes and the cumshot dribbles out your dick like patheticly. Usually and embarrassing moment for all

Greg has a real slacking Jim. The cumshot got all over his pubes!

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017