stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 12, 2002

skump

When you take a dump and you flush it and the remnants stick to the toilet as well as leave rings around the bowl.

Also, a drinking song in the disney movie sleeping beauty.

" I just skumped the bowl"

by thom sounder December 9, 2008

Slumpy

A poor young polar bear, who can only be saved with the use of FAP Energy. Hence the phrase, 'saving Slumpy.'

Time to save Slumpy!

by wrongowrong October 30, 2012

skimpy nic

The term used to describe a bag of weed sold by some dealers that is supposed to be equivilent to a 5 bag or nickle bag. However, the combination of inflation mixed with the stereotypical personality of drugdealers and that they are always trying ta short you, the bag seems just that, a little short or "skimpy". a skimpy or short nickle bag.

You: Yo homie, you got any trees?
Bum: Watchu need?
You: Lemme cop an 8th?
Bum: Sry, i only sell skimpy nics and 40 bags.

by young hovito February 22, 2008

Skumping

having video sex(humping) while on skype.....skumping
Playing with your self on video chat(skype)

I heard my roommate Jane skumping with her boyfriend....I guess they miss each other so much......

by 40Forty March 26, 2011

shumpy shumpy

alabamaian term for pube sandwich

FUCK YES! mmmmmmm mmmmmm mothafuckaz! the other day darla shaved her stinky little vagina and she done did made me the best mothafuckin shumpy shumpy ive ever witnessed! mmm! FUCK YES!
fuck

by the ninja July 27, 2004

Stumpy

After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.

DC: C'mon man, get in the car!
MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.

by cc58 January 21, 2006