SoonTM

Description of an event which will take place at an unspecified time, most likely never. Trademarked definition of soon

1 - Have you heard about the Elder Scrolls 6 game?
2 - Oh yeah, I heard it’s coming SoonTM

Friend 1 - Hey are you coming to the party?
Friend 2 who is not going to the party - Oh yeah man I’ll be there SoonTM

by Hrlajdbgktnebbaf August 31, 2020

Shoont

slang for shit or shoot. Used when someone refuses to do something. See example.

I don't wanna go to school mamma, Shoont!
or
Answer the door, Shoont!

by Chrystina January 9, 2006

skooner

A deragatory term used to define someone from the east coast of Canada, such as New Foundland or P.E.I.

Get lost, ya skooner!

The pub was playing some skooner music last night.

by Nik Smith January 2, 2007

soontime

Derived from the slang word quicktime, which still means soon but the added word time at the end gives it more steez

Person 1: Yoooo im soooo hungry i gotz to eat something right now man.

Person 2: yoo no worries bra im gonna hook you up with some tv dinners soontime.

by Papageorge P September 28, 2006

Skootle

Skootle, a skootle is a person who likes to eat pudding with skittles or other assorted candies in them. Typically a scootle gets some sort of sensation out of this

Eww he is eating pudding with skittles he is a skootle

by reererererererererer August 16, 2019

skootomolos

skootomolos means daddy in a sacred language

I call my best friend skootomolos and no one else knows what it means because its sacred

by ahahahahaha223241 March 6, 2020

Spoont

Aussie slang popularised by The Picute Magazine, meaning 'to ejaculate.'Spoont' usually refers to the act and 'Spoonta' as the product. It's aslo used as an exclamation of attractiveness.

"Did you see that girl, mate? Spoont!"
or
"Sadly, my undies are crusty with spoonta."

by dogboy1 May 25, 2008