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Get the sloef mug.1. i'm going to go for a skofe break.
did you see those excellent skofe rings?
she went to skofe a fag.
2. do you have a skofe?
did you see those excellent skofe rings?
she went to skofe a fag.
2. do you have a skofe?
by freesaffran January 12, 2008
Get the skofe mug.Skateboard golf. Originating in Bay City, Michigan, skolf is played in a skatepark with a golf ball, two cups and two teams. During the game, two players from each team are in play at a time, and can be subbed out any time. One cup is placed at the flat bottom of a bowl, and functions as the main goal. The point of the game is to hit the ball into the cup while skating into the ball. Each score is worth one point. The other cup is placed in a more difficult position (i.e. the top of a ramp), and if a team hits it, they automatically win the game.
No pushing within 10 feet of the ball. The ball can only be touched with the skateboard. Each game is typically three rounds, each round ending when a team scores. Alcohol is usually served between rounds and during the game.
No pushing within 10 feet of the ball. The ball can only be touched with the skateboard. Each game is typically three rounds, each round ending when a team scores. Alcohol is usually served between rounds and during the game.
Man, after 9 years, this park is boring. I have a golf ball, beer, and cups - let's invent a game called skolf.
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A Skanky Hoe; usually a girl with brown curly hair who likes eating eggs all night long. Very sluttly and enjoys whipped cream if you know what I mean. They also tend to be anorexic thinking they are morbidly obese.
by Sarahhhhhhhhh June 20, 2007
Get the skoe mug.An illustrated poem.
The poem is generally short - maximum 5 verses - and amusing. The accompanying picture is invariably a simple sketch, in a cartoon style. Skoem is a fusion of the words SKetch and pOEM.
A skoem is generally personal and will relate to a funny or bizarre incident.
Skoems are often sent on special occasions such as birthdays or Christmas to loved ones.
The poem is generally short - maximum 5 verses - and amusing. The accompanying picture is invariably a simple sketch, in a cartoon style. Skoem is a fusion of the words SKetch and pOEM.
A skoem is generally personal and will relate to a funny or bizarre incident.
Skoems are often sent on special occasions such as birthdays or Christmas to loved ones.
Example of text from a skoem:
My Bird is a real stunner,
I reckon She’s the best ;
The only Girl in Wotty-Loo
With rotating breasts !
She whirls them in the morning,
And twirls them fast at night,
Her aureoles go flying around
At the speed of light
One day I bought some tassels,
A little risky, perhaps
But I got some glue, and with much ado,
Affixed them to her baps.
Once she got them spinning,
They made a frightful sound,
And then, like a pink Chinook,
She lifted off the ground !
Oh, my Northern Bird has flown away,
Buzzed-off to pastures new,
I miss her tricks and high-speed nips,
Bah, damn that super glue !
The above text would be accompanied by a basic pencil sketch of a woman , dressed only in a thong, flying through the air, her nipple tassels rotating wildly like airplane propellers.
My Bird is a real stunner,
I reckon She’s the best ;
The only Girl in Wotty-Loo
With rotating breasts !
She whirls them in the morning,
And twirls them fast at night,
Her aureoles go flying around
At the speed of light
One day I bought some tassels,
A little risky, perhaps
But I got some glue, and with much ado,
Affixed them to her baps.
Once she got them spinning,
They made a frightful sound,
And then, like a pink Chinook,
She lifted off the ground !
Oh, my Northern Bird has flown away,
Buzzed-off to pastures new,
I miss her tricks and high-speed nips,
Bah, damn that super glue !
The above text would be accompanied by a basic pencil sketch of a woman , dressed only in a thong, flying through the air, her nipple tassels rotating wildly like airplane propellers.
by Da Jazzzzman Cometh November 11, 2009
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