Skidmark Cobra

A Skidmark Cobra is the result of taking a dump, usually in Africa or someplace, and discovering you are not alone when a cobra raises its head between your legs. At this moment, you realize your only chance is to grab the cobra's head quickly. Once securely grabbed, you reach back and fish out the cobra's tail and proceed to floss your butt until sufficiently clean for day-to-day use, thus dominating said cobra.
I didn't know there was a snake in the toilet. So, when he poked his head up I Skidmark Cobra'd with him!

I'm a Skidmark Cobra of AGO.
by He-is-man December 08, 2008
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Turbo Skidmarks

One who talks alot of knowledge but lacks it, most likely due to his smaller body parts.
The kid in the Chevy is Turbo Skidmarks?
by 98freestylin June 10, 2015
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Bizmark Skidmark

Where you deficate onto a woman with large breastes, preferably in between them. After the turd is in between the two dirty pillows you proceed to tit fuck her and it will leave the skidmark!
Cody: Dude I can't believe she broke up with you!?

Nathan: I know!! all i wanted is to do a Bizmark Skidmark, she's a fucking prude!
by Daniel Lafferty March 28, 2010
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Scotland skidmark

trap your mate under the covers and then wet fart shart in her mouth..... then force the skidmarked underpants down her throat.... shout yeeehaw and cum in her ear.
by BIg Bojangles May 02, 2008
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russian skidmark

Drag someone behind the car after having sex with him or her.
A russian skidmark is over the line
by hot lunch April 14, 2005
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Hawaiian Skidmark

The act of leaving shat in your pants, and letting it smear all day.
Guy:I think I smelt a Hawaiian skidmark from the guy right next to me.
Girl: that is totally true!
by Tha1Turtle December 02, 2016
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Skidmark Hero

It's a game that every kid and some adults knowingly and/or unknowingly play. If you don't clean up well after going number 2 you get skidmarks in your underwear. The person with the worst skidmarks in the house is the Skidmark Hero.
Child - Can you wash my clothes?

Mom - I don't mind washing your clothes. But, if you keep playing Skidmark Hero, your going to wash your own undies.
by Whymeandnotyou22 September 27, 2011
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