A Skidmark Cobra is the result of taking a dump, usually in Africa or someplace, and discovering you are not alone when a cobra raises its head between your legs. At this moment, you realize your only chance is to grab the cobra's head quickly. Once securely grabbed, you reach back and fish out the cobra's tail and proceed to floss your butt until sufficiently clean for day-to-day use, thus dominating said cobra.
I didn't know there was a snake in the toilet. So, when he poked his head up I Skidmark Cobra'd with him!
I'm a Skidmark Cobra of AGO.
I'm a Skidmark Cobra of AGO.
by He-is-man December 08, 2008
by 98freestylin June 10, 2015
Where you deficate onto a woman with large breastes, preferably in between them. After the turd is in between the two dirty pillows you proceed to tit fuck her and it will leave the skidmark!
Cody: Dude I can't believe she broke up with you!?
Nathan: I know!! all i wanted is to do a Bizmark Skidmark, she's a fucking prude!
Nathan: I know!! all i wanted is to do a Bizmark Skidmark, she's a fucking prude!
by Daniel Lafferty March 28, 2010
trap your mate under the covers and then wet fart shart in her mouth..... then force the skidmarked underpants down her throat.... shout yeeehaw and cum in her ear.
by BIg Bojangles May 02, 2008
A russian skidmark is over the line
by hot lunch April 14, 2005
by Tha1Turtle December 02, 2016
It's a game that every kid and some adults knowingly and/or unknowingly play. If you don't clean up well after going number 2 you get skidmarks in your underwear. The person with the worst skidmarks in the house is the Skidmark Hero.
Child - Can you wash my clothes?
Mom - I don't mind washing your clothes. But, if you keep playing Skidmark Hero, your going to wash your own undies.
Mom - I don't mind washing your clothes. But, if you keep playing Skidmark Hero, your going to wash your own undies.
by Whymeandnotyou22 September 27, 2011