Heat In The Sheets 

When vigorous sex and farts occurs at the same time

Kaylee: Did you enjoy last night with Chad?
Kiersten : Oh yes but we should have skipped taco bell cause there was some Heat In The Sheets boy did it smell bad!
Kaylee : Well sex is usually uncomfortable anyway so what's a little smell gonna hurt!
Kiersten : It wasn't the smell that bothered me it was when he put me in a 69 and my face was near his ass!
Kaylee : O you poor thing next time get some old spice and spray his ass before you fuck!
Kiersten : Wow good plan!

Heat In The Sheets by SlopNChop March 12, 2017

Monsoon Sheets 

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

Monsoon Sheets by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011

hit the sheets 

to go to bed; to go to sleep

Exhausted from his strenuous workout, John hit the sheets.

hit the sheets by Cristopher February 7, 2008

between the sheets 

When two people kiss cuddle and fuck in a cozy bed

Chad escorted Kiersten into his room and things got kinky Between The Sheets!

between the sheets by SlopNChop December 7, 2016

Skeet Dial

The act of having a girl on speed dial who is willing to have you skeet them on a moments notice.

"Man, when I need some booty from a skeet, I make sure she is on skeet dial."

Skeet Dial by FalconFenn June 17, 2008

Skeet Whistle 

Another word for Penis, similar to skin flute, only more direct.

Yo, Dozer, arent you dating some band chick or something?

Yeah, she plays my skeet whistle

Skeet Whistle by BowDozer April 7, 2012

Skeet skeet beat my meat 

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*

Skeet skeet beat my meat by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019