skeet

to ejaculate
to jizz
to bust a nut
to cream
to spoo

Modern use: see skee or skee skee

Long before the aforementioned reference to 2 live crew in another definition (1996) was the 1989 reference to skeet in 2 Live Crew's song "C'Mon Babe" taken from the album 'As Nasty As They Wanna Be':

As 'rapped' by Brother Marquis:

"Now stop the teasin' and start the pleasin',
Just f*** me good until I skeet."

Hey, porno-boy: time for the money shot!

Skeet! Do it now! I'm wasting film!

by ButtFuzz May 28, 2004

skeet

(verb) to expell one's semenal fluid upon the visage of a female

John skeeted upon Jane

by Jiggles April 15, 2004

skeet

something I would love to do on the olsen twins!

All over thier faces

by none of yo beeswax August 7, 2004

skeet

(n) Semen, sperm; thick white juice that comes of the male penis during ejaculation.

(v) To ejaculate; To cum

"It's like a million little pussy cats rubbing my balls. Skeet skeet skeet all over the walls"

-Chappelle Show - Kneehigh Park

by Murphizzle Dizzle April 7, 2005

Skeet

verb: To steal or obtain something via illegal and/or scandalous methods. Typically used when referring to Beats By Dr. Dre Headphones.

adj: To be a thief. One who steals items such as Beats By Dr. Dre Headphones.

-That greasy thief skeeted my beats right out of my locker!
-That kid is a total skeeter, never leave anything valuable alone with him.

by hogman33 December 11, 2016

Skeet

The funky white creamy substance that shoots all over Melissa after she goes down or rides me.

Melissa loves Skeet all over her face. She is so beautiful and I just can't get enough of her. She is the best thing in my life right now.

by melissohot September 11, 2009

skeet

to release sperm all over some bitches face

"bitch I'm gonna skeet on you"

by caitlin June 26, 2004