Skateboard Nigga 

A person who has never been a snitch, nor a bitch, and at the same time does not claim to be something that he is not.

I ain't ever been a snitch I ain't ever been a bitch, I ain't ever claim to be something I wasn't! I'm a skateboard nigga gettin' paid like a Skateboard nigga and you know who got it next!

Skateboard Nigga by JuggaLotus12 October 22, 2010

skateboard face 

a women who has an extremely long face that resembles a skateboard and most of the time lacks a personality and thinks shes the shit

yo I was spitting my game with some girl when she turned around i said this hoe has a skateboard face i cant have none of that

skateboard face by duce droppa December 20, 2007

skateboard Christian 

Catchall term for wholesome kids who don some sort of subculture garb and slightly adopt an "alternative" lifestyle (skater gear, punk-ish music) in order to win over new recruits to Christianity.

Patrick Fugit's character in the movie "Saved" is a skateboard Christian

skateboard Christian by Squeentips June 14, 2009

skateboard tom 

NOT a hatchet wound, but utter hotness emerging from michigan. hes a champ among men.

wow, tom sure is hot!

skateboard tom by sdfds July 25, 2003

Skateboard Pee 

To urinate to one side while standing on a moving skateboard.

also see hang pee.

Dude I need to pee but if I stop the security guards will catch up.. I guess I will have to skateboard pee on this fence

Skateboard Pee by Sean Rogers May 13, 2005

skateboard dolley 

(noun) another name for furniture dolley that has 4 wheels and no axels.

Just lay the couch on the skateboard dolley.

skateboard dolley by thaibu February 15, 2010

skateboard mechanic 

A person with little skill or lacking in complexity and sophistication.

Man, that guy is so simple he majored in skateboard mechanics.

Perhaps the person who designed this airplane without wings was more of a skateboard mechanic.

skateboard mechanic by Chin-nutz February 27, 2017