Ashlee Simpson

From a recent interview in "Lucky" magazine:

"I'm totally against it and offended by it," Simpson told Lucky magazine. "I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."

Can we quote you on that, Ashlee?

What's next, an "accidentally leaked" Internet sex tape?

Ashlee (and Jessica) went to the Milli Vanilli School of Music Performance.

by A friend of a friend...who knows about Jessica October 25, 2004

O.J Simpson

A Man who can get away with anything

Yo, He just o.jed your ass

by JackOffJack January 10, 2005

Simpsonsquoteitis

The act of quoting various lines and script from "The Simpsons" repeatedly at any given moment when whatever is happening somehow reminds you of a Simpsons episode out of the hundreds of episodes you have memorized and cataloged in your brain. Usually this condition is uncontrollable and the quoter becomes a redundant speaking creature becoming closer still to using Simpsons quotes as a means of communication instead of language. These verbal regurgitates are met with varying reactions depending on whether the receiving party feels like joining in the quote-age. Some may recognize the quote but dismiss it, while others have been known to comment negatively on it, and then there are those unfortunate enough to not know what on earth you are talking about. These poor souls are to be pitied for their lack of Simpsonology. Remained unchecked this condition can potentially spiral out of control until the person is left believing the Simpsons' universe is real, becomes completely unpredictable and repeatedly sings the Itchy and Scratchy song.

Hi diddly ho neighborino!
Okally doakilly! or Get lost Flanders!

Ay Caramba!
Ugh . . . John is quoting the Simpsons again.
D'OH!!

Would a coward do this? BYE!!
Um . . . what?

Simpson eh? Excellent.
Dude stop doing that!

HEY HEY HUUHUHAUHAUHA!!!
Do'h!
OKALLY DOAKILLY DOO!!
Thank you! Come again!
Ha-ha!
Where's my danish?! YOINK! YOINK?
I'm smarter than the Devil! I'm smarter than the Devil!
YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME!!
Everybody loves Ned Flanders!
NOT ME!
Goddamn BOB you really got a bad case of Simpsonsquoteitis.

by HomerGhost December 23, 2009

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

Foamer Simpson

When a Beer is poured or cracked and foams at the top.

JC cracked a Bapple and the foam came rose out of the can. “JC bro you got a foamer Simpson.”

by Foamer Simpson January 10, 2023

i hate simps

i hate simps mean we no want simps A simp is a person who did too much for a girl or man.

John: i literally brought a house for her and she rejected me Jack: I hate simps

by A stroke October 28, 2020

Simpson Rebuttal

An answer to the argument in favour of belief in God formulated in Pascal's Wager, formulated in turn by that great philosopher, Homer J. Simpson. Essentially, the God we are asked to believe in on the strength of Pascal's Wager, presumably the Judeo-Christian Jahweh, is merely one of thousands if not millions to have been worshipped throughout human history. Assuming the mere numbers of the faithful are an unreliable guide to the veracity of this god's existence (and no serious scholar of human beliefs would argue otherwise), then how do we know we've got the right god?

Simpson Rebuttal:

"But Marge! What if it's the wrong god? We'd only be making him angrier and angrier every Sunday!"

by Fearman February 23, 2008