Simar

A really beautiful woman or girl, who is surely to catch the attention of every boy around her. Simar can be compared to a diamond, flowers,a rainbow, and anything else beautiful

Oh my god, that girl is so beautiful.
Must be a Simar

by aapkabaap September 2, 2014

smear job

When you're trying to bang a girl with your mega huge soft-on which keeps sliding around the anal/vaginal region.

Jeff gave Ashley a Smear Job with his raging huge soft-on.

by Smearmaster November 27, 2009

Smearnit

1. See weed or marijuana

2. The high produced by marijuana

3. Fuckin spronit

1. Yo dude you packin up the smearnit?

2. I am so totally smearnit right now

3. I'm smearnit I ain't no spronit, shiet I deid it

by Conradthornicus December 30, 2008

smearacle

A smearacle is something that seems to be or is turning out as a miracle, but suddenly goes even worse then before and becomes a smearacle, and smears away all hope. The derivation is miracle, and smear, because it is a miracle smeared away. It may be the worst occurrence in one's life.

Examples of smearacles:

1.
Wow, did you see the absolute smearacle with Joe! He was getting beaten up, but the guy who was beating him up got struck by lightning. But then the bully fell on him and electrocuted both. What a smearacle!

2.
Joe: OMG! Bob died.

Jack: How? Why?

Joe: Well he was in Africa, and an elephant picked him up with it's trunk and saved him from a pack of lions below! But sadly the elephants trunk crushed Bob.

Jack: That is such a smearacle, it's sad.

by ansertank August 22, 2014

siearah

Once you get to actually know Siearah she is annoying (but in a good way). She's a girl who trusts people and gets sad too easily. Lastly, Siearah is a wonderful friend to have around. She's really funny and outgoing.

Siearah is my best friend.

by hi.my.name.is.natalie July 31, 2016

Smear Campaign

Public attempt to spread negative information about a person or people.

Syco ordered a smear campaign against the group when they realized that the band was planning to sign with another label.

by LarryIsLife.28 May 16, 2017

smearhead

Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.

Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.

by GerthPaul November 24, 2020