Shonk

A broken penis

Tiger Woods woke up in the morning after a long night with 5 hoes with a Shonk, he partied to hard.

by Tom Bueller October 5, 2010

shwanky

high class and full of pizzaz. In item, object or thing that has a high price tag and tickles the eye.

that was some ring on her finger, so very shwanky.

by shroomies July 31, 2007

Shwink

verb

Winking at someone during the process of shitting.

I walked into the the bathroom without knocking and Mike shwinked at me!

by Reneger December 7, 2013

Swonky

(adj) Drunk and sketchy, often disappearing with little or no explanation. A person cannot be faulted for being swonky, but they must recognize by at least the next morning that they were acting in a swonky manner.

Ex: "Quit being such a swonky, crusty-ass skank. You disappeared on me!" "Sorry, I know I was swonky..."

by swonkygirl April 16, 2011

Shwonkie

After ejaculating one collect one's cum and wrap it up in a spliff.

dude I just came lets smoke a Shwonkie

by Fredrick Douglass May 8, 2008

sqwonk

a verb ..to get played or any negative action against a person place or thing...

carl just got sqwonked on the doughnuts as they had all been eaten by everyone already.

by evil stevil March 31, 2009

shlonka

a poo

ME: do you know will?
YOU: yeah... he is such a shlonka...

by sillypooface February 23, 2012