shifting

the act of transporting oneself to a different reality. Popularized from tiktok and Amino.

“I tried shifting to hogwarts last night but i fell asleep”

by user63836826 September 29, 2020

Swift'n

Verb: The act of lying about something so silly such as wakeboarding. smh

BJ: What you been up to bro?
Savage: Not much man, just been wakeboarding and getting mad pussy this week, what about you?
BJ: For real man? Damn you a straight up pimp. Will you be my friend?
Savage: Naw man, I wasn't wakeboarding, I was just swift'n ya. I just been playing Madden and smoking a fat blunt bro.
BJ: ugh!, I hate getting swifted.

by BJ Da Great August 7, 2010

Shlift

A swear for someone who is a hoe and a bitch at the same time

“Shut up Anna, you’re just a shlift”
Or
“You bloody shlift”

by Lil Trans December 17, 2018

Paragon shift

A state of extreme perception, reflexes and dexterity. When one triggers or experiences a paragon shift, he or she knows exactly what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. He or she reaches the pinnacle of awesomeness and is, essentially, becomes awesome in every way. Anyone can trigger or experience the paragon shift in any situation. From a Navy SEAL who took out 5 commies with only his bare hands, to that guy sitting on his couch who just went 42-0 with only his XM8 Prototype in Battlefield Bad Company 2.

Matthew: Dude you literally juked their whole team and scored a touchdown.
John: What can I say, I had a paragon shift.

by The Inexistent May 2, 2011

phil swift

FLEX TAPE NOW THATS A LOTA DAMAGE

PHIL SWIFT HERE FROM FLEX TAPE

by knljndljsb jl,sn ,jlvknbsj,v May 17, 2018

Shift into Turbo!

The official morphing call of the Turbo Rangers in Power Rangers Turbo. Followed by each Ranger calling out his or her own Ranger designation.

"Mountain Blaster Turbo Power!"- Justin Stewart
"Desert Thunder Turbo Power!"- Adam Park
"Dune Star Turbo Power!"- Tanya Sloan
"Wind Chaser Turbo Power!- Katherine Hillard
"Red Lightning Turbo Power!- Tommy Oliver

Power Rangers
It's morphin time!
Shift into Turbo!

by David Pro July 15, 2009

Shiftposting

To post memes / shitpost while you are at work

Can be written as Shi(f)tposting

Person 1: What were you doing during your shift?
Person 2: Nothing much, just some shiftposting.
Person 1: It seems you have nothing to do.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 2: *proceeds to shiftpost once again*

by Gottchabeach May 22, 2023