shit shower shave

the most refreshing order to clean up, a three step process.

1. take a shit, never do this last
2. have a shower, feel clean
3. shave, either in the shower or alternitavely after the shower, if you got face hair.
FINALLY YOUR BAREABLE TO LOOK AT.

guy 1on phone: HEEEEY!
guy 2: hi there.
guy 1: what time do you wanna meet up tonight?
guy 2: well i need enough time to shit shower shave
guy 1: alright, we'll say 12
guy 2: woah! midnights a bit late, dont you think?
guy 1: well, your a hairy muthalicka, might take you a while
guy 2: i'll have you know, i have a beard as luch as zeus and a mullet as sweet as lincolns.
guy 1: whatever man, just be there by 9.
guy 2: word.
guy 1: and stop saying word, while your at it.

by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009

shaved poon

1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block

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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out

Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time

by Poonspert May 12, 2004

Shave around the crank

(men only) the act of trimming, or completely shaving off, your pubic hair. Thus, shaving around the crank.

Anthony's girlfriend was irate that his pubic hair made him look like a 70's pornstar. So, she asked him to shave around the crank to tidy up his appearance.

by Sgtbilko January 14, 2009

shavelle

someone who is nice but will kill someone one day.

dont be a shavelle

by Shavellei October 31, 2017

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

(Your welcome Noel Miller)

Yooo lets get Patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Gill_kody December 16, 2019

Head shaver

Popular slang in Ireland. An attractive woman who would look good even with a shaved head. You would take great pleasure in shaving her head. To shave the girls head means to have intimate relations with her.

Did you see her? She would have her head shaven.

There is a big group of head shavers over there.

The majority of girls in that club last night would have their heads shaved

by Martin2010 November 10, 2010

shave the puppy

When a woman lets her leg hair grow really long, then shaves in the bathtub. The little hairs stick to the tub, and it looks like a bunch of fur.

Me: Cheryl, did you shave the puppy?
Cheryl: No, I just hadn't shaved my legs in a month.
Me: Well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!

by Puppylove January 8, 2009