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showel

When someone gets too drunk, takes a shit, wipes his ass with a hotel hand towel, throws it in the toilet, and then realizes he can't flush it, so he leaves it there, marinating in shit until morning.
Wake up you motherfucker and take your showel out of the toilet, dude, I have to take a piss.
by bigs August 30, 2005
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showerski

I'm so hungover - I'm going to take a showerski.
by Benskii February 3, 2008
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Gulag showers

The place where all young boys were once touched by the graceful hand of the pedophile hitler....he touched the young boys in a manor which was unpleasant towards the youths rectum....making penetration very painful
Hey my boy just got out of the gulag showers and is walking funny
by Mr.Large app March 25, 2020
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star showers

When your significant other likes being showerd in cum by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonators party!
"Dude check out that guys wife she sure love's her star showers!"
by Celebrity Jack December 6, 2015
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Lazy showers

Lazy showers : lazy students who don't study.
Ms.alymer:" You lazy showers ,take out your books."
Students:"laugh"
by Jack dake December 1, 2017
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Kentucky Meat Showers

An unusual phenomenon which also is a group sex act.

3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.

Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.

...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.
God came out of the sky..must be Kentucky Meat showers. Take your birth control ladies!!

I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers

Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.
by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019
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perfume showers

The Sharing of a Perfume Shower with a Lady friend who works on the Perfume Counter at Debenhams
Brenda works on the Perfume counter at Debenhams, When we take Perfume Showers together the Radiance of all the perfume that she handles is amplified as the warm water touches her delicate skin.
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A Perfume shower is: Being pumped on (This could constitute foreplay, so I'm told, not my cup of tea, i might add.)by someone. Preferably someone who's not had meat for a few days, or has a diet consisting solely of parma violets or something equally fragrant... Surprisingly, it's not for everyone.
by Paul J Williams April 26, 2006
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