shoddy pigeon

Shoddy pigeon is the best pigeon in the world. with his sidekick, mr pomme, the save the entire universe from evil things such as fat pigeon and mr illingworth!

"Katherine, if i hear you say shoddy pigeon one more time in this lesson you will go outside!" - miss charlton

by Katherine Jennings March 21, 2005

Chinese Showdown

It is the phenomenon of four cars, almost always driven by Chinese women or old men, coming to a confusing stop at an all way stop sign at the same time. Each driver, engulfed in terror, will tentatively drive forward at the same time until they see the other three drivers do the same. At this point all four drivers simultaneously slam on their brakes. This act will be repeated several times until all four cars are wedged together in the middle of the intersection.

Sorry I'm late I got stuck behind a fucking (Chinese Showdown). Why the fuck do you live in this fucking (gook) neighborhood anyway?

by jimmy the driver November 3, 2009

Shoedying

To procrastinate.

"Are you writing your essay, Rosemary?"

"No, I've been shoedying by defining the term 'shoedying' on Urban Dictionary at 3am."

by BeardedLady May 7, 2009

showtyme

this word is for people that don't know how to spell or make music. if you make a "rap" group using this as your name you're clearly mentally retarded and the fact of the matter is you need to realize you are a grown up and that being from west view, you do not classify as "ghetto". Its pathetic how you can call out women also because you gotta be a real hard ass if you can talk shit on a girl...... furthermore if this is the name of your "production" company you might wanna call it quits cause my guess is that your dad touches you too much and that is the reason you lash out on other people because of how insecure you truly are.....

1st person: hey man, my retarded friend's new nick name is, "showtyme."
2nd person:
He should probably go run into oncoming traffic....

by getfucked21 November 28, 2010

Shoddy wool

A scruffy person with an afro

Dave: Simon is shoddy wool isn't he?

Bob: yes

by Ashton230907 February 26, 2020

Farty Showdown

Sounding off several farts in one session. Most efffective when others participate.

Caleb and Mike had a Farty Showdown after their Bean Tacos.

by Deep Thinker October 1, 2009

Somerset Shordys

Shordys that hang around the somerset area in yyc who are around the ages of 12-14, they love to do hardcore drugs and date guys 4 years older then them, all their vaginal systems contain hardcore STDS from the various older partners they have slept with.

These “somerset shordys” are wilding out again, did you hear that ***** girl is dating a nigga 5 years older than her?

by Brazymexican August 31, 2019