Take a shower

Something some of y’all never heard of because you smell like ass everyday thinking that bealls outlet 7 dollar perfume gonna help.

Damn nigga you stink take a shower do something you need to wash dat ass

by Realiststatements June 30, 2019

showdair

It's chow-dah, say it!

Get back here-ah, I'm not through demeaning you!

showdair

by sirChop May 24, 2006

Shower shitter

Someone who takes a mad shit while cleaning themselves in the shower and then proceeds to play with it

Dave: "hey man what did you do today."
Troy: "I took a shit in the shower."
Dave: "God damn your a shower shitter gross."

by Cladacuis_rigby July 14, 2021

Cocktail Shower

Like a regular shower, but with a cocktail. Could be at cocktail hour, or could be at 10 AM. A cocktail shower is appropriate at any time of day.

Friend 1: You seem happy today!

Friend 2: Yeah! I've been having a cocktail shower before bed! Always puts a smile on my face!

by LongBombs May 13, 2020

Trump Tower Golden Shower

A special service, offered only in the Penthouse of Trump Tower, wherein the high rolling V.I.P. can be pissed on, all night long, by gorgeous Russian prostitutes who have special visas allowing them to be here just for this.

The fee for a Trump Tower Golden Shower is a mere 100 K, about the same as a single tryst with any of the famous centerfolds.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Czech golden shower

A VZ-61. It runs away so fast the shells hit the ground later. Yeah, you're welcome Brandon.

Its like the Czech golden shower.

by athingwithstuff November 17, 2022

Showet

"Show it" said quickly

Do you have evidence that they're the Impostors? Showet.

by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap June 17, 2021