shrumpel

shrumpel (pronounced shrum-puhl) (both an adjective and noun): A mix of a shrimp and crumpet; often used to describe a piece of pastry that one does not find tasty, but does not want to embarrass or shade the host or hostess

You: That donut was quite shrumple. (in your head: I expected something better)
Host: Thank you?
(In this scenario the host has no idea what shrumple means so do not use this word if he does know this word)
Another example:
You: That shrumpel tasted terrible!
Friend: I know right?
(In this scenario you and your friend ate a literal shrimp crumpet.)

by Catlin368D October 12, 2021

Shorufa

A girl who says she's gonna stop being active on insta every week but never actually does it

Friends: I'm going to stop using insta.
Me: ohh I know u won't, ur always a shorufa

by Thgreatscorer March 16, 2022

Shrumage

Another slang word for the drug mushrooms.
Can also be used for saying more that one mushroom.

Oh man, that was some great shrumage.
Hey man, when are u gonna do that shrumage?

by Ray Silva December 6, 2004

shoruken

A GIANT DICK PUNCH FROM STREET FIGHTER THAT FUCKS YOU IN THE MOTHER FUCKING ASS

I'ma shoruken the fuck out that ass then SMITH.

by dickpenisman28376 May 30, 2017

shrump

Shrimp farts... Farts you get after having sushi

Boy... that sushi gave me the shrumps!

by Rick January 26, 2005

Shrum

a very annoying PK who will one day die from annoying steves to much.

Shrum, shut up you stupid PK.

by Shrum July 16, 2008

Shcrump

(N) Sh-KRUMP : A combination bowel movement of a shit, a crap, and a dump. Usually coincides with a long night of drinking followed by a trip to a taco joint.

"I really need to take a Shcrump. Goddamn Las Palapas." Other variations include Shcrumping, and in some rare cases, Donald Trumping. I.e. "I think someone Donald Trumped on the coats."

by Captain Ripper November 9, 2009