shirtless shitting

pretty self explanatory, but the act of shitting shirtless.

"Why's your shirt off?"

"Gotta go do some shirtless shitting"

by akalk May 6, 2008

shortie

'Shortie' can be the ghetto name for girl-friend.

"Hey shortie! What's up boo?"

by Flora Veale September 4, 2005

National throw your shortest friend day

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please

On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!

by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020

hog shortery

when the country, new england typically, is experiencing low levels of available swine.

"No bacon available?! Are you experiencing a hog shortery?!"

by concernedaboutthehog December 26, 2009

shortly

a word tumblr staff likes to use, meaning forever.

We'll be back shortly.

aka ; We'll be back in three days , haha bitch you're forever alone.

by kateforwardxo.tumblr.com December 8, 2010

Shorted

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.

Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?

by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008

shortie

Term of endearment, primarily for females.

How's it goin', shortie?

by Clementine Kruczynski September 11, 2006