1. When one is watching jersey shore and get aroused.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.
3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.
3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.
Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!
by FELDMANNN January 14, 2010
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2. I thought Jenna, our local pornstar extraordinaire, would be one uninhibited piece of ass, but no, she's uber snorgasmic.
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