shortbucks

Any retail business containing a small Starbucks cafe, typically displaying a limited offering of the standard menu of food and drinks and staffed with baristas who have received only a remedial education in their craft.

The idiot at the Shortbucks had no clue how to make my drink.

by theswooper August 8, 2015

sportfuckin'

the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.

"Yo B, lets hit the clubz tonight and do some sportfuckin'"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004

sportfucking gene

*noun*: a person with the ability to have sex without developing emotional connections with the person he or she fucks.

"Dude, your definitely a nesting creature you must have been born without the sportfucking gene."

by evecchio April 13, 2010

I will shoot your fucking cat

Definition 1: When a random human happens to magically appear in your house and fucks your cat and shits in its kitty litter.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.

Human 1: I can't believe that you shit in my cat's kitty litter!
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*. I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*

by DankKoosher420 May 16, 2016

sportfuck

A girl that you kind of just fuck on the side

Yo did you go to your sportfucks house today?

Yea I went over there on my lunch break and fucked her for 20 minutes

by dabblefest October 25, 2011

Shortcuck

When the dwarves gather for their annual cucking. Usually occurs during the summer months as the dawrves hide during the winter.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna hang this weekend?
Guy 2: sorry I got my family’s big ol shortcuck.

by ChaoticWanderer April 2, 2019

Sportfuck

V. to chase women in the afternoon normally in a drunken haze. It is an activity that normally occurs on a lazy day. It is often combined with beer consumption in the early afternoon.

Say bro, what you got on today? Not much drinking some tallboys looking to sportfuck.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005