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Shnerb

A shnerb (also known as the dugong) is the cow of the sea. It only eats canned fruit, and it speaks in a language foreign to us, called "Shmiggle".It loves listening to Lady Gaga, and Ke$ha. It doesn't have wings, and it doesn't live in a tree. To make a shnerb, a badger will have to mate with a different species, called a "Zit". Zit's spend the majority of there lives knitting, and eating cold pizza. Badger's spend time eating people's asophogaus's and trademarking certain area's of the world by spelling out the words Ah-meh-lihoop in canned fruit juice (peach or another type of nectar). Zit's can only speak two words; neemish and graceme. Badger's can only think of one thing: power. Shnerb's like to talk about a muppet named sam the eagle.
Shnerb: I love the muppet named sam the eagle.
Zit: Neemish. Graceme.
Badger: Power.
by shnerb expert May 5, 2010
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shnerple

The currencey of Shnerpla
How much is that in shnerples?
by The Wiseguy July 30, 2003
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shnergin

Im in Switzerland...SHERGIN!
by ray September 25, 2004
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snerfing

The act of farting in a tub of water or a pool, and then eating the bubbles.
I heard Jim likes to do some snerfing in the tub. . that odd motherfucker.
by CHEEZITJEzUs May 6, 2013
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shnarfle

To Snort. Often used in the context of cocaine use.
I shnarfled up a line of blow.
by ShaiGuy February 27, 2008
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Shnerious

Exactly like "serious", except with an h & n added in front of the first S.
Greg: Dude, that chick was totally wearing lace panties!
Alphie: For shnerious, dude?

"I was shneriously fucked up last night."
by Cuts March 26, 2008
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sherfuscate

A person who conspires to confuse or muddy the waters in relation to discussions relating to the U.Ks energy needs and will not accept the extent to which they themselves or others rely on oil and gas.obfuscatemake obscure, unclear, or unintelligible.
On a freezing cold windless winters night the Country was relying heavily on gas to supply its electricity and heating. An advocate of intermittent renewable energy poasted a comment to sherfuscate the issue by saying that the next day will have a few hours of solar energy and maybe a chance of wind to put forward their argument that a miniscule amount of power produced by said renewables can supply all the needs of the Country.
by Lion of UK Energy July 8, 2018
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