when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery wang that you smoosh into her snatch
i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn't at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.
by smooshman February 23, 2009
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A word used to describe something that's just absolutely so brilliantly amazing that no words can describe how much you are enjoying it. So you use shamoosh.
You add an extra o in the word for every time you expereinced one the following:
*an orgasm
*pulled someone you liked
*had sex
*got asked out by someone you like
*got a phone number
*got asked for your number
*got something free i.e. a gift, drink
*got so incredibly drunk your life lost all meaning
*started dancing to your fave music
*got high
*had the best time of your life
You add an extra o in the word for every time you expereinced one the following:
*an orgasm
*pulled someone you liked
*had sex
*got asked out by someone you like
*got a phone number
*got asked for your number
*got something free i.e. a gift, drink
*got so incredibly drunk your life lost all meaning
*started dancing to your fave music
*got high
*had the best time of your life
Me: Curt your party last Friday was shamoosh
Jen: I thought it was more shamoooooooosh
Curt: (She must have got lucky.)
Jen: I thought it was more shamoooooooosh
Curt: (She must have got lucky.)
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 18, 2005
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Get the Shloosh mug.When you take a shit right on the hinge of the toilet seat then close it therefore smooshing the shit.
Man that bartender really pissed me off last night so I went to the bathroom and gave it a good ol push and smoosh.
by Bgdck123 July 26, 2020
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Get the Smooshes mug.A game played with two players and a rubber ball hit against walls in a room.
Basics:
The main objective to win is to get the most points by hitting the ball into a bucket in ten minutes.
Each shot is worth one point.
There is a medium sized triangle marked around the bucket so that if the ball is inside of that triangle no player may touch it.
A new serve is started when the ball is hit into the bucket or stops bouncing.
Both players in the game must be sitting at all times.
Turbo Rounds:
In the event of a tie at the end of ten minutes, a 'Turbo round' is played.
Turbo rounds consist of the last player to tie up the game going fist having one minute to get as many points as they can, then the other player does the same. Whoever has more points wins.
If they tie again they repeat the 'Turbo round' until a player wins.
Bonuses:
If a player hits the ball into a small target on the opposite side of the court, they get two points.
If a player hits the ball and it hits at least 3 things (not the inside of the bucket) before it makes it in, they get two points.
End:
full Smooshball matches can last several games long, but can end after any ten minute game.
Basics:
The main objective to win is to get the most points by hitting the ball into a bucket in ten minutes.
Each shot is worth one point.
There is a medium sized triangle marked around the bucket so that if the ball is inside of that triangle no player may touch it.
A new serve is started when the ball is hit into the bucket or stops bouncing.
Both players in the game must be sitting at all times.
Turbo Rounds:
In the event of a tie at the end of ten minutes, a 'Turbo round' is played.
Turbo rounds consist of the last player to tie up the game going fist having one minute to get as many points as they can, then the other player does the same. Whoever has more points wins.
If they tie again they repeat the 'Turbo round' until a player wins.
Bonuses:
If a player hits the ball into a small target on the opposite side of the court, they get two points.
If a player hits the ball and it hits at least 3 things (not the inside of the bucket) before it makes it in, they get two points.
End:
full Smooshball matches can last several games long, but can end after any ten minute game.
by Ninjaroxursox May 8, 2010
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