shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

Shmefty

Its a word that takes the place of a word when you don't know what word to use. It can be a noun, verb, adjective, pronoun you get the idea

You are so Shmefty
Don't be a shmeft
You're such a shmeffer
They are shmeffing around
Shmefty.com

by Jazmin May 26, 2004

shmelmex

n. a state of pure winning or ownage
adj. of, pertaining to, or in a state of pure, unadulterated victory
v. to win completely & awesomely, often over someone or something

n. - That game we won 69/0 was a shmelmex.
adj. - And then I pulled out this shmelmex move, and he was sent flying. GAME OVER!
v. - She got shmelmexed last night; she couldn't think of a comeback, and she just ended up having the room out of embarrassment.

by naudasd January 19, 2009

To the shelter

'To the shelter' is a phrase used in order to escape from obsessive girls, generally ex girlfriends but in some cases just general obsessiveness.

Example 1:
Girl 1: I still really like you
Guy 1: TO THE SHELTER!
Example 2:
Guy 1: Oh dude you don't wanna get with her
Guy 2: Oh, why not man?
Guy 1: I had to get my ass over to the shelter after I tapped that one
Definition 3:
Guy 1: Dude that bitch won't stop calling me!
Guy 2: Yo better get your ass to the shelter

by Three Kings of Orient July 31, 2009

Shmell

'Shmell' is a humorous alternative to the original, and slightly more boring word, smell.

It is generally used to amuse people and therefore leads to parties starting.

It is frowned upon by Wikipedia.

'Hey there !'

'Hey, did you shmell something?'

'Oh ho ! I think I did shmell something !'

And thus partying ensues.

by Lovecatx March 30, 2009

Sheltonize

Taking normal, everyday things and making them extreme. Slang term introduced into the Greenville, OH region. Thought to have been introduced by people who would do unnecessarily extreme things like rip sleeves off of shirts, wear sleeveless shirts in cold weather, and drink highly caffeinated energy drinks.

The douchebag had to "Sheltonize" a perfectly good t-shirt by cutting the sleeves off, so he could be a sweet broseph and wear it to the gym.

The guys at the gym "sheltonized" their flow session by drinking AMP before hand.

by dmoneyduck April 27, 2009

shmeet

slang for cock,penis etc

I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass

by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006