A term used in scv and valley that refers to minature vapes. The roots of the word come from a combination of being “schlumped” and “domed” when taking a fat hit. Can also be used in other tenses when one is “schloming” or becoming “schlomed.”
ex.1
guy 1: yo lemme hit that schlome
guy2: hell yah brother
ex.2
guy 1: bro how much nic is that im f*cking schlomed
guy 2: 25...pussy
guy 1: yo lemme hit that schlome
guy2: hell yah brother
ex.2
guy 1: bro how much nic is that im f*cking schlomed
guy 2: 25...pussy
by Bonjourbitches February 9, 2019
Get the schlome mug.Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.
2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
by HoldenTits October 25, 2010
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one who is unique in everyway. straight forward. dopeeee. doesn't give a fuck. $$$ - been had it. independent.
type.pretty girl. real. redbone.
type.pretty girl. real. redbone.
by youngBO$$ April 16, 2008
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#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("
by bitkahuna December 9, 2008
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