A prank where newspaper is placed on a doorstep, shat on, then set on fire before knocking on the door and running away to hide. The aim is for the houseowner to stamp out the fire and get shit on their shoe. Good times.
by AL89 March 22, 2009
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1. Andy likes a finger in the shiter while his burd sucks him off.
2. 'Awright, mate, dae ye like ma new motor?'
'Nah, mate. It's a pure shiter.'
2. 'Awright, mate, dae ye like ma new motor?'
'Nah, mate. It's a pure shiter.'
by Cabal December 6, 2017
Get the Shiter mug.The 100% reversal of an erection. A man excreting his own penis after viewing a particularly grotesque female.
by Sean Boyle February 20, 2009
Get the Pink Shite mug.House-shiter is a term originated from the diary book of famous writer Nadjmou from Algeria. This word describes someone who sits in his parent's house, eats all day and shits all night. Refuse to work and demand money, a car, vacation allowance, wedding expenses, and a wife. However, when parents are either dead or poor, the house-shiter escalate his demands to the local authorities like the mayor or governor. this parasite or sponge or leech is widely popular in Algeria where the government helped manufacture millions of house-shiters by subsidizing the tremendously generous social safety-net programs like free housing, free healthcare, and free education in addition of free business grants like ANSEJ or CNAC. House-shiter is pronounced in Algerian dialect as Khray-Dar.
when someone invokes his house-shiter persona, either the government or parents are in trouble.
when someone invokes his house-shiter persona, either the government or parents are in trouble.
Hey Nad, have you heard, Slimane decided to become a house-shiter, his poor parents they are in serious trouble.
by aziz21015 January 31, 2019
Get the House-shiter mug.(Scottish) To be completely confused, or to explain someone who cannot make up their mind. Also to describe a person or persons (organisation) who are completely disorganised.
"That's the 3rd time this month the council have dug up this road. They don't know if they want a shite or a haircut that lot!"
Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.
Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.
by Davie B August 1, 2006
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