I ran in to the bathroom and dropped my pants just in time to unload a high pressure dump. If I didn't know better, I could have swore my dookie performed an epic cannonball from the high dive with the amount of Shitter Splatter I wiped off my sack.
by Ninjee Star March 25, 2013
Get the Shitter Splatter mug.When you hook up with a chick and unconsciously rail her ass from behind and when you pull out she shits your bed. Basically a Shit-Storm just struck your bed with a fury.
I took my car in for service and got screwed so bad I took it out on my girl and she pulled a Barr Bed Shitter on me. . .
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First identified in the trans community, a shitqueer is someone who self-appointed outsider status as justification for being a social parasite.
Shitqueers believe that every problem in their lives can be excused because they are (or claim to be) part of an oppressed minority.
Conflict arises when equally oppressed but mysteriously more functional and happy people bring up the harsh truth that being transgender is not an excuse for your endless drama and personal problems.
This makes shitqueers furiously angry!
They then launch into a cycle of appointing themselves members of more and more oppressed minorities (on tumblr) while simultaneously attacking people within those groups for refusing to enable them (on tumblr).
Shitqueers believe that every problem in their lives can be excused because they are (or claim to be) part of an oppressed minority.
Conflict arises when equally oppressed but mysteriously more functional and happy people bring up the harsh truth that being transgender is not an excuse for your endless drama and personal problems.
This makes shitqueers furiously angry!
They then launch into a cycle of appointing themselves members of more and more oppressed minorities (on tumblr) while simultaneously attacking people within those groups for refusing to enable them (on tumblr).
Person A: "As a trans person, society oppresses me for my love of freaky sex and smoking meth. Otherwise I would have a job."
Person B: "I'm trans and I have a job."
Person A: "FUCK YOU TRUSCUM. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE AN TRANSETHNIC ASEXUAL OTHERKIN CAT PRINCE."
Person B: "You are a shitqueer."
Person B: "I'm trans and I have a job."
Person A: "FUCK YOU TRUSCUM. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE AN TRANSETHNIC ASEXUAL OTHERKIN CAT PRINCE."
Person B: "You are a shitqueer."
by L_and_scape July 4, 2014
Get the Shitqueer mug.You hear of the long and strenuous crap battles that ppl have (Clinton had constipation that lasted a month, Randy feels like vommiting after pushing out his shit but gets nowhere). This word is for the people that take fairly quick shits, your in and out in a jiffy. You get the relieving feeling of emptying out your bowels but in a timely and concise manner.
You see that guy over there.....he is a hair-trigger shitter, he holds the record for shitting as quick as possible.
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