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shitposting

An ironic art form of expressive yet apathetic funposting practiced only on s4s, the philosophical meme factory board on 4 CHAN.
I spent hours a few hours today drawing wew lad naked, now I'm going to spend the next 3 days shitposting about it.
by fishpenis August 15, 2015
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shitpusher

A shit pusher mainly used in prison
it means someone that has sexual intercourse via the anus should be used only to the gay population or someone you suspect in being gay

(no offence to the gay communty I did not make the word up fucking shitpushers)
1,look at that shitpusher damn he wears tight t-shirts

2,hey shitpusher you need to stop wearing makeup dude and wash the shit off your cock
by The Dual May 17, 2006
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shipster

Pirate hipsters. Shipsters are the new hipsters. They plunder, wear tight pants, and are in a constant state of rage. Often come in glitter.
Did you see the kid with the eye patch? He's such a shipster.
by shipsterbitch October 17, 2010
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shitpost

1. (verb) 3rd person present: shitposts past tense: shitposted past participle: shitposted present participle: shitposting To make numerous social media or forum posts each of which involve a meme. See also: spam

2. (verb) To derail an online chat conversation with something unrelated and/or off-topic.

3. (noun) plural: shitposts Numerous social media or forum posts with a meme involved.

shitposter
(noun) plural: shitposters A social media or forum user who posts no less than 400 unwanted memes daily on social media or forums.
This definition may be considered a shitpost because it was written by someone who sucks at literacy. Why the hell am I writing shitposts when I shouldn't even be writing?
by Wikkidvommit32 September 1, 2017
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shitpost status

When little kids made a term to try and "do a thing" its really just Instagram meme pages on YouTube posting shitty stuff.
That little dumbass kid is so annoying posting those shitpost status videos abusing YouTube's algorithm.
by Big Mf Man Hell Yeah December 9, 2020
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The Shitpost Dilemma

When your shitpost is liked more than the work you actually put effort into.

An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
Artist: "Man, I spent two years on that piece and nobody cares. Then I draw Garfield getting head from George Bush and that's all I'm known for. "
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
by Smashed Marx April 19, 2021
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Shitster

That one mother fucker who is never around and always stirs up shit and creates pointless beef between people who don't even know each other or are mates. They do this in hope to receive attention as their parents don't love them. (Also claps after plane lands or a movie ends).

Examples: saying someone is talking shit, making up rumours about who got head from who, someone is fucking someone else, etc.

In general being an absolute fuckhead who's opinion has zero value and has no mates.

Also know as a shit stirrer as they stir up shit and create unwanted and unnecessary beef.
(Person 1 ) The Shitster: "Yo Bazza is talking shit about your cut, bro. " *Lying wanting Person 2 and Bazza to have beef or fight*
Person 2: "Oh yeah he wants some?" *Thinks person 1 is telling the truth*
Person 3: "Nah, 'Shitster' is just making shit up." *Sorting out the bullshittery of the shitster*
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